Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.” That has become one of my guiding life philosophies.
“Everything manmade references nature. They change and evolve. Not one moment is the same. Sometimes they start to die and sometimes they begin to live.” Torkil Gudnason
The thing about billionaires is we know all of their names, how much they’re making each year, what industries they own, what shit they’re up to to increase their own wealth, etc. So any news story that says the vaguely-defined “elites” are doing something shady, but not listing who is specifically involved, is a red flag.
Before anyone asks, yes, this is about the recent [satire] article floating around about how “the elites” are consuming young people’s blood as a means to stave off the aging process.
people will really just believe blood libel if you’re vague about
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